It's Fashion Police Time!!!!

People, people! Let's get it together. There is a such thing as wearing clothes that are too tight or too big, pants that don't cover your plumber's crack, shorts that should only be worn in the privacy of your own home and please, Ladies, lingerie should only be worn inside your bedroom for your lover!. These are fashion laws that should never ever be broken. It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to figure these things out. Point blank! People don't want to be blinded during a regular shopping trip because you chose to wear your best friend's designer jeans that are 2 sizes too small and are now bending over to tie your shoes so your A#$ Crack is now waving HELLO!!. This is a serious fashion NO NO.

NO MORE BUTTCRACK!!!! I'M PROTESTING TO STOP THIS! NO MORE BUTTCRACK. COME ONE PEOPLE, SHOUT WITH ME!! NO MORE BUTTCRACK!!!

So, I must admit. I have seem 5 too many butt cracks in one place. The mall, the restaurant, the club. They are everywhere. Everywhere I turn my head to, I see unnecessary cracks. Your butt is meant to be covered when you are out in public. Personally, I don't care for what is in your pants so why do you feel it is okay to flash it around at me. I don't think I can stomach anymore plumber cracks. I would rather pay these people to keep this exposure to themselves. There is nothing worse than waiting at a fast food joint to get your food, hungry as ever, and you look directly in front of you and the girl waiting, PORKER, is hanging out of her pants in all ways. From the sides, the front and most disgustingly, HER Butt!!! What is the deall people? Just stop!!!!!


Why??? Why???? Why??? Why???



Nothing better than finishing up your meal with some Buttcrack! MMMMM, YUMMY!



OH yah some thong action at the movies. Really come one, you really dont feel the wind in your crack!!

NO MORE BORROWING YOUR FRIEND'S CLOTHES IF THEY DON'T FIT. STOP, JUST STOP! This is not worth the embarassment of having your stomache bulge over the front buckle of the pants, or your love handles hanging all over. This is a sight for sore eyes. Why wear things that don't fit. If you don't like your size, work at building a better body but in the mean time, dress for your size.

If this is you, than you already know what you have to do. Stop paying the drive through visits and pay the gym a visit but remember, if it dont fit, don't wear it. Be comfortable in your own skin and your own size but don't make yourself a fashion victim by squeezing into something that you know damn well you don't fit in.

THE SHORT SHORTS HAVE GOT TO BE BURNED AND LET'S BURY THE ASHES.

Shorts are called shorts for a reason but they should not be showing your As#! Do you hear that, your butt should remain underwraps. I don't want to see the stretch marks that cover your cheeks or the pimple that you weren't aware existed back there. I can make an exception for short shorts at the beach but honestly, I don't care how hot it is, you should know better than to come out in public almost naked. If you want to be noticed, please find another way to get attention.



Speechless!



Just because you are toned, doesn't mean you can come out in public like this!



Grandma this definately includes you. Put some clothes on! Geesh.

So, I must say, my eyes are definately requesting some normal scenery. All of this extra madness has me begging for some robes for these people. Point blank! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT DEAD ON THE FASHION VICTIM LIST, STAY AWAY FROM EXPOSING YOUR PLUMBER'S CRACK, SHORTS THAT LOOK LIKE SMALL PANTIES AND CLOTHES THAT JUST DON'T FIT AND MAKE YOUR LOOK LIKE A BROKEN SPONGE. STOP! JUST STOP!!